Monday, May 15, 2006

A few facts about China

a 3 month long stay back with these few truths

1) Cities in China are tremendously developed. put most of our so called metros to shame. However move 1 km off the freeway and u will see the real China. Rural and undeveloped

* Useful Tip #1 - Never use public restrooms in China

2) Enivronmental concerns are mostly non-existant in China - so if u stay in a city - expect to be greeted every morning by clouds - which on closer examination turn out to be very similar to pre-cng Delhi Smog

* Useful Tip #2 - Never make fun of Chairman Mao

3) There are no omnipresent big brother signs - red flags, posters of Mao or uniformed police. On the whole most cities come close to resembling typical western cities with the usual walmarts, KFCs etc.

* Useful Tip #3 - Do not order any food without checking exact details of everything that goes into the preparation of that dish

4) Chinese people are not closed and unfriendly. On the opposite they are very open about everything. Also they have a massive appetite for alcohol

* Useful Tip # 4 - Never pay asking price in any shop. Always bargain. If you dont the shopkeeper loses respect for you

5) The internet is censored, the newspapers are censored, television is censored. There is nothing you can do about it.

* Useful Tip # 5 - If you are travelling back to your home country buy alcohol from China - it is cheaper than duty free

to explain by long absence

Yes i am a lazy b@#$%#@ ..but have been in china for the past few months...and as most of u should know blogspot is strictly off limits
All things considering my infrequent posts, a complete absent fan following of my blog and utter lack of any iteresting content on my blog (except for links to few other blogs)..i dare say no one even realised that i had been absent from the blog world

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Insight for the day 01/12/05

Midweek Blowout + LITs + Russian Dancers = A highly increased desire to avoid going to office the next day

Thursday, November 17, 2005

Insight for the day 17/11/05

Insight: Learning something new every single day is a tough thing to accomplish.

Translation: Couldn't thing of anything to post as an insight today

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Insight for the day 16/11/05

Never play computer games/chat or surf blogs if your boss is within 10 metres of your workspace. If caught you will be given extra work

Monday, November 14, 2005

Insight for the day 15/11/05

Do not try to answer the phone while dangling at the edge of a crowded mumbai local with one arm precariously wrapped around a railing and the other holding on to a laptop


dunno how i didnt fall!!

Sunday, November 13, 2005

Insight for the day 14/11/05

For Fart a.k.a Sudy

Nickname Rules -

1) Do not give yourself a nickname - it will not catch on or will turn out to be less cool than you think it is
2) Do not change your nickname without prior consultation with friends. You WILL be made fun of.
3) If you do want a new/better nickname, change your group of friends. The same group of friends will never let you shift to something less embarassing.

Insight for the day 13/11/05

I Suck at football

Addendum: Sand, dirty water, torn shoes and white socks do not, i repeat, do not make a good combination

Saturday, November 12, 2005

Insight of the day

While a working saturday means that i have to be at work on a saturday, it doesn't mean that i actually have to do any work